Engineer and Laywer

[junaid]

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.
At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought
only one ticket between them.
How are you going to travel on a single ticket? asked a lawyer.
Wait and watch, answered one of the engineers.
When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre e
engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly
after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet
door and asked,
Ticket please.
The door opened just a crack and a single
arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved
on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.
So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their
astonishment, the engineers didn't buy any.
How are you going to travel
without a ticket?
asked one of the perplexed lawyers.
Wait and watch,
answered an engineer.
In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers
into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out
of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said,
Ticket, please.

[zaheema]

eheheheheheh

[gr8amna]

hahahaahahaahahah ........ i think the lawyers would have suited more in the position of engineers in this joke

[junaid]

No, probably because Engineers use the existing technologies or fact, and Lawyer always willing to produce new one (base on previous fact), so as i engineer, learn new trick from them,
THEY USED IT "AS IT IS"

[sohaib]

there was e road under construction in muree the cheif engg when he ask local people that how they make roads in that area they replied v spray colours on adonkeys feet as it is the habit of a donkey that it moves right in the center of the road so v mark his footsteps as the middle line and construct 12feet road on either side engg asked that if the donkey is not available they replied
then v call an engg